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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.20 22:44:00 -
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Mixed Metaphor corporation needs you to voulenteer to defend the Federation. If you are interested in combat, a target-rich environment and war against a force that outnumbers you, then Mixed Metaphor is most definetely for you. Mixed Metaphor is dedicated to the defence of the Federation by any means neccessary, and thusly we are willing to accept nearly anyone to our ranks. The only requirements we have of you:
- Non-negative Gallente Federation standing
- Ability to work in a group of individuals diverse in terms of tactics, skill level and ship preference.
- Ability to follow orders eagerly, even in the face of danger.
- The dedication to succeed.
There are no skill requirements. As long as you can fly a frigate in combat, Mixed Metaphor will take you onboard. As long as you're willing to take advice on how you should fit your ship and what you should train for, we'll recruit you. As long as you can fly in a fleet, you're welcome.
I will not lie to you. If you are the type of person who gets disheartened after couple of ship losses, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you. If you are the type of person who will only fight a battle he's guaranteed to win, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you. If you are the type of person who can't tolerate constantly being in a warzone, Mixed Metaphor is not the corporation for you.
But.
If you are the type of person who'll take bigger risks to double his gains, Mixed Metaphor is the corporation for you. If you find the idea of never being in a position of even relative safety exciting, Mixed Metaphor is the corporation for you. If you can lose a 200 million ISK battleship and then come back ten minutes later in a ship, any ship, even a T1 cruiser, just to laugh at the people who blew up your pride and joy - then Mixed Metaphor is most definetely the corporation for you.
We aim to assemble a large force of motivated, competent combat pilots who are able to work well as a team. You will be expected to fight for the corporation, and often, but most importantly we want people to join Mixed Metaphor because they enjoy fighting, and because they find being at war with a large enemy force fun. We are willing to assist new pilots with getting acquainted with EVE Online and help players who need money to become self-sufficient.
Recruitment office is open in Intaki III - Pend Insurance Investment Bank, and we will be setting up offices in Eglennaert and Amoderia soon. Join Mixed Metaphor today. Bring no ships
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.21 13:46:00 -
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First in what is likely to be many daily bumps.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.22 14:10:00 -
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Thanks for the free bumps chaps.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.23 17:29:00 -
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It's almost like this thread became self-bumping.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.24 06:52:00 -
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Is it acceptable to have it bumped by different people if we only do it once every day? Last time I did these I kind of had an issue with forgetting them.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.25 18:07:00 -
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I'll just leave this here.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.29 06:27:00 -
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God it's only been a week and I'm already forgetting to bump this.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.30 18:14:00 -
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Yay.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.03.31 14:16:00 -
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I'm actually getting way better at remembering to bump these. |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.04.02 13:50:00 -
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Except not.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
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Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
The Astral Storm
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Posted - 2009.04.03 11:50:00 -
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I wonder what's the best time of day to bump a recruitment thread.
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Andreus Ixiris
CEO, Mixed Metaphor
Council Member, Astral Storm Alliance
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